Bloggin' bud, LT Nixon, believes he has an understanding of just how weird Florida is. Well you don't have a clue, pal. For instance:
1.) A Tampa woman thought it would help her cause if she told a 911 operator she'd take an AK-47 and "stick it in the 911 operator's mouth and shoot it".
2.) Mary Davis tried to run over a policeman, missed him, then she fell out of the minivan and was run over by it.
3.) What happens when roommates argue about a girlfriend in Florida? One roommate gets a steak knife in the gut.
4.) How many people come home and find an SUV in their pool.....WITH 2 DEAD BODIES INSIDE.
5.) "Father lays pipe to the head of a boy laying the pipe to his daughter"
6.) Oh, you wanna tell a Floridian how to water his plants, do ya? Well we might just chase you back to your property with a machete.
(I don't think I'm helping our tourist industry by posting this)
*all stories sourced from Fark.com.
4 comments:
It must be the heat! My Dad once warned me to stay away from places where it doesn't snow.
I'm glad it doesn't snow. I don't want to know how the local maniacs would drive around on slick roads.
Dude. You Floridians are fucking freaky!
But ahhhhh! The beaches are so nice.
J.D.- yeah dude, it's weird to know that every time I go in public there's likely a sociopath within a 2 block radius.
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