Do they have to wax their belly?

Worse than sharks.

How did the world's largest living reptile, the saltwater crocodile, reach so many South Pacific islands separated by huge stretches of water despite being a poor swimmer?

Apparently, like a surfer catching a wave, these goliaths can ride currents on the ocean surface to cross large areas of open sea, researchers now reveal.

Yeah, that's a turtle in the oil

Motherfucking sickening. There's hardly a human alive I wouldn't rather see in this turtle's position.

Austin sez "Wek's still too hung-over to blog...

....so here's some music.".

(yes, I do have a pet turtle)



Van Halen is the only band able to play a sappy song that doesn't suck. Except for Sammy Hagar (The Horrible) era Van Halen. He destroyed the greatest band of my youth.