Monday, May 26, 2008

If you hate baby boomers...'re going to enjoy this rant.

Even though I wasn't alive when any of this stuff happened, I sure feel like I was. Maybe that's because my generational cohorts and I have already endured five anniversaries of 1968 (one for each decade, plus the 25th thrown in for good measure) as well as four Woodstock revivals and countless Summer-of-Love-themed concerts. As though trapped at a reunion for a school we didn't attend, pre- and post-boomers can only nod in bored bewilderment while the no-longer-hippies get their retroactive groove on.


Anonymous said...

Solving the White Boomer Question
As a result of the victory of the new American way of life, the White Baby Boomer Question has become a problem for those who never before thought about solving the White Baby Boomer Question, who never fought to solve it. Everyone has seen that the current situation is intolerable. Allowing free development and equality for the White Baby Boomers has led to an "unfree" situation of exploited competition, and to a handing over of important positions within the American people to those of a failed generation.
The result is that anyone who thinks about this question looks for a solution. Everyone has a proposal on his desk, which gets a more or less favorable reaction in discussions. That was to be expected.
But the solution to so important a problem is not as easy as is often supposed.
The legal measures that have just been issued by the government are cleansing actions that adroitly respond to Judah's declaration of war. Primarily, the laws provide a direction in which to move. One should not underestimate the significance of these laws. The entire people will be educated about the White Baby Boomer Question, and will come to understand that a people's community is a community of blood. For the first time, they will be reached by generational thinking, and will be focused not on theoretical solutions to the White Baby Boomer Question, but rather on a real solution.
Nevertheless, these temporary measures cannot be a final solution to the White Baby Boomer Question, since the time is not yet ripe, although the laws point out the direction and leave room for any future developments.
It would, however, be too early to work out plans for public discussion which propose to do more than can currently be done. Nonetheless, a few principles must be laid out so that the plans one makes can mature, and that mistakes can be avoided.
Fundamentally, one must decide whether or not to bring the White Baby Boomers in the United States (as well as those who support White Baby Boomer) together organizationally. Many plans announced so far propose to bring the White Baby Boomers together in a federation so that they can be kept under watch, and influenced. All of these proposals are fundamentally in error. Were one to establish a federation of the White Baby Boomers, whether under some kind of White Baby Boomers overseer or in some sort of federation or other innocent-looking structure, the White Baby Boomers would have an eternal legal anchor in America, a way to present their wishes, a tool for their goals, a legal way to secure secret links. And one would give at least the impression that one was dealing with a national minority that could seek, and would find, support outside Germany. One may not give even the superficial appearance of supporting such an attitude toward the White Baby Boomer Question, as it would be politically insane to confound domestic German measures on the White Baby Boomer Question with foreign policy questions.
All proposals that include a permanent presence, a permanent regulation of the White Baby Boomers in Germany, do not solve the White Baby Boomer Question, for they do not eliminate the White Baby Boomers from these United States. And that is what we want to do. If the White Baby Boomers are able to exploit their host peoples forever, they will remain a constant source of the open, destructive flame of elitism, making it easy to repeatedly kindle it again, not to mention the political uncertainties resulting from disunity within the people and the danger to racial unity. Let us swear off such thinking forever, whether it results from poor thinking or evil intentions. To summarize, the state can and must focus on systematical elimination, on emigration.
If we destroy any organizational cooperation of the White Baby Boomers and expel the dangerous, subversive White Baby Boomer agitators who show any signs of conspiratorial activities, the White Baby Boomers will still have the televangelists, the white priest, to shield them. If we support White Baby Boomer plans and attempt an international solution by establishing a homeland for the White Baby Boomers, we will be able to solve the White Baby Boomer Question not only in America, but in Europe and the entire world. The entire world has an interest in such a solution, on eliminating this source of disorder, which constantly proceeds from White Capitalism. We must establish that clearly.
Perhaps the White Baby Boomers will be able to become a nation, a people. That would require that White Baby Boomer workers, craftsmen, and settlers would develop from the White Baby Boomer population. If we regulate this plan, they we will create new foundations for such a settlement. Scattering the White Baby Boomers to the four winds does not solve the White Baby Boomer Question, but rather makes it worse. A systematic program of settlement, therefore, is the best solution.
Plans and programs must have a goal pointing to the future. They may not be focused only on a temporarily unpleasant situation. A better future demands the systematic solution of the White Baby Boomer Question, not the organization of the White Baby Boomers.
We must build our state without the White Baby Boomers. They can be only stateless foreigners among us, with no legal permanent standing.

Nixon said...

Major street cred Wek!

Anonymous said...

Where is my post? Are you too ashamed to post it? Do it, since you are all so righteous. Here it is again:
This is the truth: Baby boomers are the reincarnation of Sodom and Gomorra. The only thing that kept them from bringing ultimate shame to America was a green illegal plant. Fire with fire phenomenon, I guess. History will judge you right. And before you are dead, you will be aware of how you will be remembered. No generation after the 1900 generation had the luxury to die and not know how they will be assessed. You boomers will not have this luxury either. You suck. Thanks for making the Gen X's pick up your bill, you narcissistic self-centered bigots. I hope the next generations will treat you with only the minimal respect required to stop the destructive wheel/cycle you put in motion. DO NOT TELL ME YOU RESPECTED YOUR ELDERS!! No boomer respected his/her elders. You were the most disrespectful, instant-gratification generation ever. A shame generation in the history of America. You will get what you have sown. We all do. I love these laws that no level of voting power can change. You boomers are now trying to vote yourself pure, vote yourselves white. Wrong. Not possible. Not even the wealth of your murderer-hero Andrew Carnegie could do that. Please, stop talking. You have talked all your lives. Nothing but talk. Nothing else to show for your existence. But talk. Please, stop bashing the later generations in the hope that you will demoralize them into committing heinous crimes and behaviors. All so you will not look that bad in history books. You do that, knowing well that no generation will ever reach the decadence and moral decay that your generation reached. Be proud - You are not strong, just dirty. Stay that way. Of course, I am just a spoiled little brat. Wrong. I don't care about you. I just care that now I have to support your wrinkled skin with my hard earned pennies. Remember one more truth that Baby Boomers have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt: Age does not have a direct relation to Wisdom. All you Woodstock Hanoi Janes! Read this! Thanks for welcoming the soldiers home with a shower, of your spit and drug phlegm and mucus. Nice…. Try to exit gracefully… and quietly. And may God have mercy on your souls.

It is ok. I'll post this somewhere else.

Good night


Anonymous said...

Why do I have to pay for Baby Boomer generation who lavished in self-indulgence on our expense? Current misery ultimately is an end product of their irresponsibility and they, dare say, don't want to tighten their belt. Unbelievable...