Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ber-Chicka-Ber-Ber

Nice. Really nice. Your goddamn ADD has hurt the porn industry. No longer do we have the plot of the TV repairman walking into the bedroom of 2 nekkid women that just happened to step out of the shower.
Great writers would craft feature-length scripts worthy of the performers who would swallow each word as if it were their own, give it full dramatic meaning, and lift the whole spectacle to sublime levels.

Then the Web came along to debase the art that was pornography.

2 comments:

Kath said...

Hey, wait a minute. Those movies have scripts? But I thought -- never mind. (Kinda only just found out they have sound.)

Wek said...

Oh they have sounds. Usually of the shrieks and groan variety.