- Prank caller instructs hotel occupant to break the windows because of a gas leak. Occupant obeys him. - Only Floridians are dum enough to try and light H2O on fire.
- Man falsely identifies himself as "the devil" before jamming his thumbs in a stranger's eyes.
- Dude gets locked up for the 120th time. Latest charge: stuffing bologna in his pants (chicks dig the bulge).
- Guy gets fired. Guy gets fired up and returns to his old job with a bat.
- Mud boggin' at the Redneck Yacht Club. I guarantee everyone there has shot a possum at some point in their lives.
- If a girl breaks up with you, it's unlikely she'll take you back if you chase her around with a machete and a 16 ounce Keystone Ice.
- A rabid rattlesnake? 3 peeps bit in the same area within a week.
HT: Fark.com
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