-911 operator teaches a woman how to get out of her locked car (audio available).
-Burglar attempts to break sliding glass window with his head (video available). Dear god, it happened in my county.
-Wow she's hot, too! And so was the woman she threatened to kill. 'A woman has been arrested and charged with stalking a teacher who was fired for working in a bikini.'
-Even the animals in FL are crazy.
-If someone claims to be a "door to door dentist" he probably just wants to drug you and explore places other than your mouth......check that. I'm afraid to think of what he actually did to one's mouth.
-Many have Casual Fridays in their office, this guy went all Naked Friday.
-I really hope Iowa succeeds in taking away our white Caddy driving, shuffle board playin' retirees.
-This poor manatee escaped from Florida, was caught, and now they're sending him back.
-I don't believe pouring chili onto your pregnant girlfriend means you got the last word in the argument.
-Woman caught with child porn......while in the act of having sex with a dog.
All stories sourced from Fark.
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3 comments:
making KY look good, which is damned hard to do...
And you can't even say April Fool, bec. they're REAL!! Except for that woman in the car, I think that was an April Fool. That was just dumb and she didn't sound on the phone like a real elderly person that got confused (like I do)!
Florida is just damn scary!
Kath
MC- anything we can do to help!
Kath- don't underestimate the stupidity of a Floridian. I know many young women that would have had to call 911 for help under similiar circumstances.
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