- Hubby has to taser wife to stop the whuppin'- King Arthur wannabee attacks cops with medieval battle axe
- You're really not going to impress your ex-wife by hiding in her trunk and then popping through the backseat like a Jack-in-the-Box
- Lying about being pregnant is fucked up, but faking a miscarriage using animal tissue???
- If you steal a car please have the courtesy to leave the passed out girlfriend behind.
- A mother with a baby shoplifts at Walmart, gets caught, runs away with the goods but leaves the infant.
- Lotto winner opens a nude ranch
HT: Fark
4 comments:
I love your state! This is better than a Doctor Demento show.
Heeeyyyy, I thought you were on vaca!! Where do people who live in Florida go on vacation, anyway?
Glad you're back, sorry I didn't pay better attention.
As for your work, geez, everybody seems to feel the same. Work is a big, major, pain in the a** right now, but money, money, money, mon-ey, gotta have it.
I don't want to be 400 years old and sharing my house with a "roommate"! Aaakkkk!
Oh, and the nude ranch was on the news up here -- OH!! That's not where you went on vaca. is it????
Sisu- it's entertaining here, no doubt. Everytime I leave the house I remind myself that, whether I know it or not, I'll probably see a sociopath.
Kath- funny thing. I actually did stay in Cincy for a few nights. My crazy azz sister moved there a few years ago. I don't go there often. Normally I'll vacation on the east coast or leave the country (used to go surf in Mexico, but that may be a little more dangerous now).
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