-If you're a smoker, and you clean your apartment with gasoline, you have to expect these things.
-How romantic. He robbed a bank so his woman could stop blowing guys for a living.
-First they came for the Jello wrestling.....
-I don't think we're ever going to see a dead fish on an episode of Future Weapons. Really, it's just not that effective.
-Florida is so fucked up our citizens lie about being an illegal immigrant with hopes of being sent to Mexico.
-Just because a 10 year old girl is snooping and finds your porn stash it does not give you the right to waterboard her.
(stories sourced from FARK)
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