I'm not a golfer

But I follow sports closely and I notice a lot of articles about Phil Mickelson have begun like this over the years:

The TPC Sawgrass Players Stadium Course did its part on Sunday.

Phil Mickelson just couldn't hold up his end of the deal.

The course regained its bite during the final round of The Players Championship and kept the third-round leaders from running away with the tournament, but Mickelson was unable to shoot the low round he needed to move up and have a chance to become the sixth golfer to win the Players more than once.

I think he chokes a lot because he has banana tits. Any dude whose appearance would improve with the use of a bra has never become a great athlete.