Stupid knows no limits

911 operators in Florida must not be shocked at anything.

FORT WALTON BEACH — A woman overheard a man talking on the phone outside her bedroom window at 12:35 a.m., May 5.

When she heard Kevin Wayne Weathersby say, “I’m about to commit a crime,” she alerted her boyfriend, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

The boyfriend watched Weathersby, 30, as he sat down on the nearby deck of a trailer and continued the phone conversation.

The boyfriend sat down inside then heard glass breaking. The boyfriend ran to his front door and saw Weathersby lying down on the deck but did not see any broken glass. He went back inside and continued to listen.