Thursday, October 8, 2009

I guess it's "Public Jack Off Week" in FL

High school boys like to be chased by girls........just not by 41 year old alcoholics.
According to the police report, Lewis was at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center. She began chasing two league football players, both under 16 years old. She told them she would catch them and then have sex with them.

She then walked between two picnic tables, pulled her pants down in front of both boys and inserted a tampon. The boys told police they looked away.

Lewis also laid on a picnic table and began masturbating in front of the boys. Ocala police said Lewis was intoxicated.

At some point, Lewis also attempted to grab the genitalia of another boy.

Lewis has nine previous arrests, include a Sept. 7 open container arrest.

3 comments:

Kath said...

Again -- WTF goes ON in Florida?

Mr. Wek, I hope you're drinking bottled water and not breathing the air down there!! Holy mud.

Sisu said...

Does it get any better in the cooler months when the sun isn't baking everyone's brain into pudding? Just askin'.

Wek said...

Mwahaha! We drink the salt water down here and don't use sun screen.