Thursday, June 18, 2009

Florida; great place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna...

- Anyone's mayor get attacked by their live-in cross dresser?

- Kid that watched too much X-Games falls from 65ft concrete mixing tower.

- I'd be for the death penalty in this case only if this kitty mutilator was given the chair. I really hope this guy's cellmate will be 6'6, 265 LBS and is very, very lonely.

- New city dress code forces employees to wear their undies. Person in charge of enforcing the code said he'll do the job for free.

- Pit bulls enter house and attack a 73 year old woman in the shower.

- Dude has the shit beat out of him. Literally. He was sitting on the can when the assailants went to town on him.

- I've heard of duck calls. And moose calls. But worm calls?

- If you get away from the cops, but your accomplice friend did not, you really shouldn't text your bud to tell him where you're hiding.

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