Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Helpful advice for you

If times are tough and you feel that nothing can help you, just remember that you can always turn to drugs.
She had a blood alcohol level of .088 percent and told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and had taken Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal, reports say.

3 comments:

Kath said...

Uh-huh.

On the bright side (Holy Mud Moly, you're saying there's a bright side?) she has a good memory.

Well, if you were that f-ed up, could you remember all that?

Sisu said...

Hey, this sounds like one of my patients...are we sure it was in MA and not a lot more west-y?

Wek said...

Good point, Kath. For her to remember does say something.

Sisu- Unsurprisingly she's a Florida resident on vacation. We're infiltrating the Northeast and will head out west next. Be on guard.