Florida; great place to visit but I wouldn't wanna..

-Uhhh, I think she could have served during the Korean War, so why are the Marines asking her to Be A Man! Enlist! ??

-Christ Jesus! I'm sure the cops wished they'd busted a cuter couple for doing the ole 'in-out-in-out' in public.

-Officer to suspect: Stop punching yourself or I'll Tase you

-FL cops are busy enough. Please don't call them when McDonalds runs out of McNuggets.

-This sounds like the opening scene of a porno- Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.

-"See, I told you this gun isn't loaded." KAAAAPLOOOEEEE!!! "Oh shit, that was my foot."

-You bring back the wrong beer to a trailer park in Florida you get the business end of a switchblade.

HT: Fark