Thursday, March 26, 2009

Florida; great place to visit but I wouldn't wanna...

-Evidently our already piss-poor school system quit teaching spelling.

-When trailer park residents fight.

-Mummy discovered in FLA

-Teacher shows up to class with blood alcohol level of .26 and drops her pants. (yes, there's video)

- Jesus lady! Don't breast feed your baby when you're hammered.

(all stories sourced from Fark)

4 comments:

Nixon said...

The pants-droppin' teacher story was hilarious. Apparently, she wasn't wearing underwear either. Now, that's classy!

Wek said...

As fucked as the national news stories are these days nothing is more horrifying than Florida local news.

Anonymous said...

Hey -- you forgot the 20 year old baseball player married to the 43 year old baby stealer.

Florida is a busy, busy place!

Wek said...

Ha! I did miss the baseball one. Damn!