Tuesday, February 9, 2010

We'll make a deal

The United States will accept New Zealand's under 50 crowd as long as we can send them our baby boomers. Although I cannot promise that after this takes place we won't surround the country with battleships and light the place up.
John Key has just sent Generations X and Y a clear message: Leave the country now.

He may as well have directed those younger taxpayers who are stupid/poor/unlucky enough not to own property to the websites for AirNZ, PacificBlue and Jetstar and suggested they buy one-way tickets to Australia.

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