MANATEE COUNTY – A Bradenton man splashed a cup of urine in his girlfriend’s face, pelted her with a half-dozen eggs and threatened to set her on fire Saturday morning, according to a Manatee Sheriff’s report.
In Orlando a dude calls 911 to report being maced by a State Trooper:
the Florida Highway Patrol released the 911 call where the suspect can be heard screaming for help, even though the video shows him resisting arrest the whole time.
I wouldn't fight this guy without at least a spiked bat:
A worker picking up trash in Lake Worth, Fla., was attacked by an alligator and dragged underwater, deputies said...................Kuebler said that Velasco had gone back to work after being attacked.
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Shit, tough state you got there, Wek. I definitely wouldn't mess with anyone of them, least of all the the alligator-surviving garbage man. Jeez, what a work ethic, but I'd still be afraid he'd sew someone's asshole shut and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you…
Clicked on the links to read your articles and noticed the temps. It's 32 degrees down there this morning? Everybody still ok?
Kath
Ice- haha! Anytime someone can reference a Wu-Tang lyric it makes it a day worth existing.
"The game of chess is like a sword fight. You must think first before you move."
Kath- So cold here. No lie that 30 to us is like 5 degrees to the rest of the country. We're such wusses. So many people showed up to work wearing a scarf and gloves.
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