Thursday, February 12, 2009

Florida; Great place to visit, but....

Getting caught screwing in public.....with inflatable chicks.
"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.
Our crooks are teh stoopid.
(AP) Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The Charlotte County Sheriff's Office said a 23-year-old man used a Bowie knife to rob a Cape Haze gas station early Sunday.
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this.
The Jupiter, Fla., and Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., police departments have accused Kern of fatally shooting her aunt's boyfriend Saturday, then fatally beating her grandmother with a tire iron.
Armed to the mu-huh-fuken teeth!
Demand for bullets is so strong that suppliers are restricting deliveries."Where we used to get 20 to 30 cases [in a shipment], we may get two to three cases now," said Vic Grechniw of Florida Ammo Traders in Tampa. "The supply just isn't there. . . . Everybody is pretty much rushing out to get their hands on whatever they can."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seems like Florida is just THE place for the crazies. Too much sun?

Kath

Bag Blog said...

I thought OK had the corner market on crazies. Several friends mentioned the lack of ammunition sales at the local gun show last week - due to fear that Obama was going to raise taxes on ammo. Of course, they have been buying up guns because they fear Obama will pass new gun laws.

Wek said...

My bud owns an online gun store and he said business has been booming since Obama became preznit.

Here's a cheap plug for his store: onpointfirearms.com.

Anonymous said...

Passed on your friend's "store" address to a guy I know who has more guns than he needs and is constantly shopping for ammo.
Thanks!

Kath