Thursday, February 26, 2009

Florida; great place to visit but I wouldn't wanna....

-Remember when Hulk Hogan's son got drunk, crashed his Supra, and his buddy became brain dead as a result? Well, the father of the injured kid hired a hit man to kill his wife. (this is literally 10 miles from moi).

-Yeah she watches too many soaps and can't cook but you shouldn't beat her because of it.

-Poor dude was dead in his car for 15 days. Still didn't stop Gainesville PD from issuing parking tickets.

-Degenerate lied about serving in the Iraq War.......to get free M & M's!

-The economy really does suck: Woman breaks into a home to do laundry.

- Actual Newspaper Headline: Destin police will have to inspect for nude dancing before making a bust

- I bet people in the 49 other states know you shouldn't store propane tanks in your bedroom and then smoke in bed. (this is 5 miles from moi)

- Train-jacked! Just how does a locomotive get stolen?

- Turning good guys bad: Naval Academy grads locked up for shooting protected birds.

- If you're going to try the ole 'run your car in the garage' trick, at least have the courtesy to do it your own garage.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, it's, uh, nice that you, uh, live in -- shall we say the, uh, CENTER of activity?


Geez!!!

Kath