- Mind if I borrow your car......and take it to Alabama?- Why won't our teachers stop sucking off underage boys? (with mugshot)
- Man fights off a gator. (I usually root for the gator)
- Mr. Randy Beverage had a few too many.
- 6th grader drives his drunk dad around.
- Deputy shows nekkid pics of his wife to juvenile jailbirds.
- Poop to Power plant opens in Sanford.
- Man lives in closet. Maybe he should just come out?
- I have a pet turtle so this story may only interest me. So you're not allowed to click on the hyperlink. DON'T DO IT! I MEAN IT!
- Note to parents: if your brat runs over a homeless person make sure they know to stop.
- Man drives thru neighbors house, gets out of the car and goes after him with a hatchet. Reminds me of the original Terminator.
- This may be the biggest redneck beach in the United States. I used to live across this bridge on the Tampa side.
HT: Fark.com
2 comments:
The turtle was the sweetest thing, Myrtle.
And I think I like the name Poop To Power better than gasification. Wonder what slogan they could put on the billboards. . . something like, "We don't think you're stinky", or, "The City's Pooper-Scooper."
I warned you about clicking on the turtle hyperlink!! Haha!
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