And staying with the theme of shitty teevee programming...

...here's NBC. The only network that rivals MTV for suckiness. Although it seems like they went the opposite route of MTV by marketing to baby boomers.

It really boils down to this: Can Leno, 59, and Seinfeld, 55, both one-time NBC staples, save the network?

Leno returns Monday to late-night TV after a much-publicized misadventure, while Seinfeld's highly plugged panel show, "The Marriage Ref," makes its debut on Thursday at 10:00 p.m., Eastern Time.