Thursday, March 4, 2010

Not just drunk, this is Florida drunk

When you're this drunk how is it possible to even get the keys in the ignition?
She consented to a breathalyzer test and her results were .331 and .330, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The deputy said she had a quarter-full whiskey bottle in her car, was barely able to stand and had urinated on herself, so he didn’t ask her to perform field sobriety exercises.


Sisu said...

Y'all get all the fun. I can honestly say that while I may have gotten drunk enough to fall and give myself rug burn on my face trying to get up (booze in both hands and refused to let go) I have never peed on myself. For which I am extremely grateful.

Wek said...

Not letting the booze go and getting a face rug burn is admirable, urinating on oneself is not. I'm proud of you!