Thursday, March 4, 2010

Not just drunk, this is Florida drunk

When you're this drunk how is it possible to even get the keys in the ignition?
She consented to a breathalyzer test and her results were .331 and .330, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The deputy said she had a quarter-full whiskey bottle in her car, was barely able to stand and had urinated on herself, so he didn’t ask her to perform field sobriety exercises.

2 comments:

Sisu said...

Y'all get all the fun. I can honestly say that while I may have gotten drunk enough to fall and give myself rug burn on my face trying to get up (booze in both hands and refused to let go) I have never peed on myself. For which I am extremely grateful.

Wek said...

Not letting the booze go and getting a face rug burn is admirable, urinating on oneself is not. I'm proud of you!